David H. Goldbrenner

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Perhaps the only thing scarier than what our elected officials do is what our unelected officials do. Bob Dole, presidential

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A friend recently received his LSAT scores; they weren't much to his liking and I spent a good deal of

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Last week three students in Mather House were caught trying to install a satellite dish on the roof of the

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There is a rumor that many long years ago, when Dean Harry Lewis was just a lowly professor of computer

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The staff's position seems to be that final clubs are bad because they are exclusive and elitist, so let's support

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The recent acquisition of a house on Mt. Auburn Street by the Sigma Chi fraternity raised the hackles of the

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Those Simpsons fans among us are undoubtedly familiar with "Blinky," the three-eyed fish that frolics in the river near the

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While it's fine and good to call for tougher questions, we should be applauding the candidates for maintaining their civility,

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Earlier this week, a staff editorial appeared on this very page and voiced the opinion that this year's election has

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Having sworn a solemn oath to see Harvard's calendar change before I die, I'm alarmed by the marked lack of