Levity
Error 404: AI Not Found
On a fateful morning, Chad wakes up to find his friend, his therapist, his tutor, his everything — gone.
One More Tap
The new laundry app, One More Tap — because clearly we’re not tapping our screens enough — was supposed to replace the hassle of coins and streamline the campus clothes-washing experience. My relationship with the app, however, is more complicated.
I Went to Every Event Pubbed To Me
Every pub email, every flyer, every overheard conversation in the dining hall — if the event fit in my schedule, I would attend it.
Visiting your internet-free cafe won’t satiate my bottomless hunger for brainrot
I’m more certain than ever that memes are at the top of my food pyramid, and I’m disillusioned from any notion that matcha and mousse might sufficiently correct my diet.
Harvard’s Recession Indicators
Does the anxiety of the housing lottery ever make it feel like you’re living through a housing crisis? Are all of your friends comping HUCG this semester (or at least, they’re taking Ec 10b)?
How Far Would You Go For an Extension?
Might I suggest renting out an air blimp with a custom message painted on it, such as “Extension?” or “Extension, Please? <3”