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Roaches and Fliers and Ants, Oh My! A Guide to Handling Your Dorm Room Pests
When you see a roach, take hold of your nearest hammer-like instrument and go crazy. I am a big fan of shoes — specifically, the Chelsea boot. Who knew that my new fashion statement could deliver such a satisfying crash against the floor?
I Spent Hours Petitioning for Classes and Still Haven’t Been Accepted to Any
It is time for Spring 2025 class registration, and all I see are rows and rows of orange clocks on my.harvard.
Hi Professor, This Desperate Student Needs Your Help
I’ve taken a break from writing emails laced with thinly-veiled flattery about how “fascinating” a researcher’s work is and how “meaningful” a professor’s lectures are. Instead, I’ve turned toward a much more unhinged format that has flooded my inbox in recent months: the election fundraising email.
Day In The Life of a Harvard Mouse
You may have seen me scurrying around Kirkland dining hall or following you down the sidewalk last night. I thought I’d give you a day in my life as one of Harvard’s most well-known community members.
The Eleventh Habit of Highly Successful Harvard Students
The world falls away, and it’s just me and Panopto, reaching full human potential as one.
Advice to Josh: How to Connect to Crimson Print
Back to school means back to the perennial problem of trying to figure out Crimson Print. Back to frantically swiping your card at a printer minutes before class, to no avail. Back to trying to figure out which mysteriously named printer on the list of many mysteriously named printers you’re supposed to choose. So we’re here to give Josh some advice: How do you connect to Crimson Print?
I Went to a Fish Funeral.
“Fish Funeral Friday,” read the flier, which was black. Finally, I thought. A community event that’s up my dimly-lit alley.
[NOT CLICKBAIT] HOW I GOT $1 MILLION IN GRANT FUNDING!!
Admin hates this one little trick to get Harvard to pay for your summer vacation...
Venn Diagram: My Spring Break Trip to Cordoba, The Four Shops in the Square That Sell Boba
I felt more cultured after going the first time.
Advice to Josh: When Does Winter End?
As the weather fluctuates between the 30s and high 50s, and as the weeks hurtle by, it seems like spring should be coming. The air is slowly getting warmer, on average, and there are some buds starting to burst forth on bare branches. Still, Cambridge seems dreary and gray, and the midterm slump certainly isn't helping the sense of endless winter. So we're here to give Josh advice on knowing when exactly winter ends.