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I Spent Hours Petitioning for Classes and Still Haven’t Been Accepted to Any

By McKenzie E. Lemmo

Roaches and Fliers and Ants, Oh My! A Guide to Handling Your Dorm Room Pests

Hi Professor, This Desperate Student Needs Your Help

Venn Diagram: Canaday Showers, Chamber of Secrets

Day In The Life of a Harvard Mouse

The Eleventh Habit of Highly Successful Harvard Students

Venn Diagram: Taking the T, Getting a B

*screeches*

Advice to Josh: How to Connect to Crimson Print

Back to school means back to the perennial problem of trying to figure out Crimson Print. Back to frantically swiping your card at a printer minutes before class, to no avail. Back to trying to figure out which mysteriously named printer on the list of many mysteriously named printers you’re supposed to choose. So we’re here to give Josh some advice: How do you connect to Crimson Print?

Venn Diagram: Justice (The Brand) and Justice (The Class)

Two gems.

I Went to a Fish Funeral.

“Fish Funeral Friday,” read the flier, which was black. Finally, I thought. A community event that’s up my dimly-lit alley.