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Venn Diagram: Donald Trump, Sophomore Slump

By McKenzie E. Lemmo

Venn Diagram: Family Vacation, Grade Deflation

Let Them Eat Gayke

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Venn Diagram: Locking Eyes With a Turkey, Finding Out You Have an Assignment at 11:30

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One More Tap

The new laundry app, One More Tap — because clearly we’re not tapping our screens enough — was supposed to replace the hassle of coins and streamline the campus clothes-washing experience. My relationship with the app, however, is more complicated.

Visiting your internet-free cafe won’t satiate my bottomless hunger for brainrot

I’m more certain than ever that memes are at the top of my food pyramid, and I’m disillusioned from any notion that matcha and mousse might sufficiently correct my diet.

I Went to Every Event Pubbed To Me

Every pub email, every flyer, every overheard conversation in the dining hall — if the event fit in my schedule, I would attend it.

Venn Diagram: Harvard Foundation, Sharing Location

Questionable accuracy in representation.