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By Henry G. Levenson

Venn Diagram: Locking Eyes With a Turkey, Finding Out You Have an Assignment at 11:30

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One More Tap

I Went to Every Event Pubbed To Me

Venn Diagram: Harvard Foundation, Sharing Location

Visiting your internet-free cafe won’t satiate my bottomless hunger for brainrot

I’m more certain than ever that memes are at the top of my food pyramid, and I’m disillusioned from any notion that matcha and mousse might sufficiently correct my diet.

Mailing List Crisis

SUBJECT: [Currierwire] what the hell

Advice to Alan Garber

Have you considered selling merch?

Venn Diagram: Corsetry, LS1b

Darwinism