Anonymous Octopus left the Google Slides document. I started to despair.
When you see a roach, take hold of your nearest hammer-like instrument and go crazy. I am a big fan of shoes — specifically, the Chelsea boot. Who knew that my new fashion statement could deliver such a satisfying crash against the floor?
It is time for Spring 2025 class registration, and all I see are rows and rows of orange clocks on my.harvard.