Overheard on Fall 2025 FDOC

It’s the start of a new school year — and Harvard students had a lot to say. Thankfully, Flyby was there to eavesdrop on all the conversations you missed as you sprinted to lecture in Emerson. Here is our collection of our favorite quotes from Harvard students as they prepare for another semester of long Lamont nights, glum Science Center auditoriums, and ~transformative~ intellectual inquiry.
“I accidentally tripped and fell into the petting zoo cage... It’s going to be a great semester.” — student in Mather House courtyard.
“I like your boots!”
“Yeah, they were made for walking.” - two girls by the John Harvard statue.
“Oh they don’t take attendance? This is definitely the last time you’ll see me here.” - student in a lecture that they will never attend again.
“I’m going to try the flybys today.”
“The flybys?”
“Yeah, the basement thing.” - freshmen by the Science Center.
“How was your summer in Asia? You’re GLOWING.” - student who then proceeds to walk away before hearing the other girl’s response.
“You need to be more high maintenance, like me.” - two guys, very mysterious.
“I’ve only overheard screaming down the hall.” - anonymous member of Flyby Blog.
“Is it kosher to pet a pig?” - students at another petting zoo.
“I called you last night because I knew you would still be awake trying to pick your classes” - friend to anonymous member of Flyby Blog (ouch).
“It’s my last time seeing everyone for the first time.” :( - pre-nostalgic senior taking photos on Widener Steps.
Best of luck with classes, everyone, and we hope this is the best semester yet!