Flyby's Hopes for 2024
As the semester winds down and we reflect on the past few months, we also have new hopes and aspirations for the upcoming semester. Good grades, clear skin, mental stability ā the basic things every college student desires. But thereās so much more that the semester can offer us, and weāre going to manifest every single one of them true.
YARD FEST: The bread and butter pickles and like, any artist at this point?
If you havenāt had the pleasure of consuming the bread and butter pickles they serve at Yard Fest every year, we manifest that you will get a taste next semester. Yes, this is important enough to warrant an entire section dedicated to it. The tartness and sweetness combined with its perfect crunch makes for an earthshattering experience. As for the artist, we would be grateful for anyone who would be willing.
A section crush
Raise your hand if you have a love life. Notice how youāre not raising your hand? Yeah, you and us both. But thatās all going to change next semester when the section crush of your dreams walks into your conveniently timed section. Do they play a sport? Do they have the voice of an angel? Are they a section kid? (Probably not.) No matter what youāre looking for, we are manifesting that we will all finally have a reason to go to section.
Free laundry
What comes to mind when we say āfree laundryā? Not Harvard. But with our manifestation powers, weāre going to finally make it happen. We will no longer be held back by Crimson Cash. We will be freeā¦ just like our laundry.
T rides
Speaking of things that should be free, why stop at just laundry? Weāre also manifesting for subsidized T rides. Maybe then weāll be able to expand our dating pool, remember what happiness feels like burst the Harvard bubble and start to explore everything Boston has to offer (or at least someplace other than the Square).
No Friday Sections
No explanation needed. We think weāre all manifesting for no Friday sections.
āCurious Georgeā merch store to come back
Legend has it, there was a āCurious Georgeā merch store in the Square. Though it is no longer with us, we feel its ghost haunt us every time we walk past another [redacted] merch store. āCurious Georgeā merch store, you were ahead of your time. We are finally ready for you, so please come back. Weāre manifesting for your return.
Brain break over the weekend
Personally, our brains need a break every day of the week. We will take bagels and cream cheese or even off-brand cereal if it means we have an excuse to stop catching up on work for 10 minutes. Though, of course, weāre manifesting for something a little bit more extravagant (Charcuterie anyone?).
To be honest, there are so many more things we could manifest. Manifestation is a team effort. So, we are counting on you to look out for 11:11ās, get your manifestation journals ready, and most importantly, stay delusional.