Which ‘1989 (Taylor’s Version)’ Vault Track Are You?

Now that the “1989 (Taylor’s Version)” vault tracks are finally accessible for 24/7 listening, it’s time to figure out which of them is yours to claim. Whether you’ve already decided on your numero uno vault track or are still struggling to do anything but uncontrollably shriek at the mention of “1989 (TV),” this quiz will help you narrow down your perfect match in five seconds flat.

Which vault track on “Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)” owns your heart?

A. “I Can See You” — did you see that music video?!!

B. “Foolish One” — the song’s dedicated to you, actually

C. “Castles Crumbling ft. Hayley Williams” — in honor of your imposter syndrome

D. “Electric Touch ft. Fall Out Boy” — admit it, you saw Fall Out Boy and screamed

E. “When Emma Falls in Love” or “Timeless” — cuteness overload

Which of the events below stars in your wildest (and spookiest) dreams?

A. Understanding football (watching that one Kansas City Chiefs game must have paid off)

B. Gutenberg Bible revealed to contain Taylor Swift’s discography in code

C. Dean Khurana blocking me on Insta

D. Edible dhall food

E. A new FAS policy: diplomas reserved for students that have touched John Harvard’s foot

Which single on “1989” is your national anthem?

A. “New Romantics,” obvi

B. “Shake It Off” — title says it all

C. “Style” — puns, amirite?

D. “Blank Space”

E. “Out of the Woods” — I’m guessing you like “Archer” too?

Who do you have bad blood with?

A. My blockmate’s friend’s suitemate’s linkmate, for cutting me off at the dish return that one time

B. Myself, for taking this quiz instead of finishing my pset

C. My TF, for actually expecting me to read

D. Section kid, for being section kid

E. Midterms, for existing

Which of the following HUDS dishes would you trust for consumption by Ms. Taylor A. Swift?

A. Blondie Brownies (the dessert’s always good!)

B. Frozen Peaches (there’s just something about them…)

C. Red’s Best Catch (it’s the best)

D. Broccoli and Cheddar Soup (enough cheese makes anything edible)

E. Roasted Mushrooms with Garlic (how could they mess that up?)

What twisted the knife into your situationship’s back?

A. Someone caught feelings (them)

B. Someone caught feelings (me)

C. My heart belonging to another (with the initials T.S.)

D. Scheduling conflicts

E. The apocalypse

You’ve been saying, “I know places…”

A. …we can partayyy

B. …we can catch some Zs

C. …WE WON’T BE FOUND

D. …we can finish our psets without falling asleep

E. …we can use our Board Plus

And, finally, which of the new vault tracks made you screech like a hyena (slash a really happy Swiftie)?

A. “‘Slut!’” — “And if they call me a slut / You know it might be worth it for once”

B. “Say Don't Go” — “Now your silence has me screamin’, screamin’”

C. “Now That We Don't Talk” — “I don’t have to pretend I like acid rock / Or that I'd like to be on a mega yacht”

D. “Suburban Legends” — “You don’t knock anymore and my whole life’s ruined”

E. “Is It Over Now?” — “If she’s got blue eyes, I will surmise that you’ll probably date her (Oh no)”

Mostly As: “‘Slut!’” — You’ve been kicking butt and taking names, and Ms. Swift noticed. You go, flyfriend!

Mostly Bs: “Say Don’t Go” — Your situationship has you nearly as deep in the trenches as midterms.

Mostly Cs: “Now That We Don’t Talk” — You’re caught in the slow fade, but you always come out on top.

Mostly Ds: “Suburban Legends” — Your section crush smiled at you once, and you scrapbooked your wedding plans.

Mostly Es: “Is It Over Now?” — You’re someone worth remembering.