Flyby Smells: Uniquely Harvard Scents
Smells are an important part of the human experience, and since most Harvard students are human, also the Harvard experience. Yet between the masking-up and the Zooming, our noses have been severely underused this past year. Tough. For those who haven’t lived in Cambridge yet, let me complete your mental picture of campus by introducing you to the various scents Harvard has to offer. And for those who have been on campus before, here’s a reminder of everything you (and your nose) love about Harvard.
LamCaf
Smelling notes: brewed coffee with a tinge of stress
Mass Ave by Tatte
Smelling notes: warm bread and eggs with a hint of money-I-don’t-have
Warm Vent by Canaday
Smelling notes: warmth, fart
Science Center Bathrooms
Smelling notes: tourists, trauma, also fart
Science Center Plaza When The Zinneken's Truck Is There
Smelling notes: butter, sugar, happiness
Widener Stacks
Smelling notes: paper, ancient history, ghosts of psets past, fornication
MAC Weight Room
Smelling notes: rubber, metal, and a bit more than a hint of “watch this, bro”
Warm Insomnia Cookie
Smelling notes: everything good in this world
HUDS Sweet Potato Fries
Smelling notes: sweet potato, fries
Dhalls At Sunday Brunch
Smelling notes: maple syrup, salad dressing, hangover
Pfoho Igloo Post-Party
Smelling notes: freshmen, alcohol, angst
Escalator Into The T:
Smelling notes: metal, pee, and — when a train is approaching — panic
This Official Smell Check is comprehensive, but it’s only a fraction of all the scents at and around Harvard. To give you the satisfaction of discovering your own Harvard smells, I’ve left a few for you to sniff out on your own. Who nose (sorry I had to) what you’ll find? Happy sniffing.