What to Show Your Friends When They Visit
Whenever anybody drops by Cambridge to visit us, we are faced with a dilemma: do we flex on them as hard as possible or go the humble route? Do we go on typical Harvard tourist activities or drag them to only niche hole-in-the-walls? Ah, the trials of living on such a tour-able campus.
For the âSalt of the Earthâ
If your visitor is all about the small things, take them on a stroll along the Charles River. The views from the Weeks footbridge are sure to be a reminder of the sheer scale of the Harvard community. Grab some HUDS oats for any ducks and geese you may see swimming along (avoid dumping them on the crew team). Bonus points if you drop some wisdom about how the sights remind you âto stop and enjoy the journey once in a while before itâs all gone.â
For the âPseudo-Intellectualâ
If your friend is convinced that Harvard is a temple to wisdom and innovation, maybe avoid Lamont and the realities of college life. Go to Widener instead where the grandeur of the Loker Reading Room and Harry Widenerâs study with its Gutenberg Bible are sure to impress. If thatâs not enough, swing by the stacks and show them floor after floor of books that encompass all of human history. Maybe leave out the other thing students do in the stacks.
For the âGoldman-Sachs Internsâ
If your guest is more interested in Harvardâs endowment than our classes, opt to take them to the Harvard Art Museums where all you need to sound fancy is to talk about the âbrushworkâ and say those few words you remember from French 10. Casually drop alumni names like FDR and JFK. Finish it off with brunch at Henriettaâs Table. Just donât mention youâre paying with Crimson Cash.
For the âParty Animalâ
Letâs be real â social life at Harvard is a struggle. This option is rather niche, but if your person is interested in living out a scene from âSpring Breakers,â a final club is probably your best shot. If youâre less inclined, however, you could go the Quad and crash a couple of parties there. Hit up the common party spaces like the Aquarium or the Igloo. Make sure you get there early though; if the ambulances are there before you, youâre probably out of luck.
Itâs ultimately up to you to figure out what your visitor is looking for in Cambridge, but fortunately, Harvardâs got a wide range of options for all kinds of people. If none of these are calling to you, maybe just take them to grab a burrito from Jefeâs at midnight and then watch Netflix together in your common room. It wonât be amazing, but at least itâll be realistic.