Harvard Houses as Halloween Candy

We all know Harvard students are a bunch of Smarties (with the exception of a few Dum-Dums), but in case you’ve ever wondered what specific Halloween candy your house is, Flyby has you covered.

Pforzheimer: Whatchamacallit

Honestly pretty great, but nobody knows how to pronounce it.

Currier: Sour Patch Kids

Who are we Kidding, of course the Currier kids are sour about their trek to the quad.

Cabot: Swedish Fish

Was going to roast them, but then I Scaled it down because I felt too Gill-ty.

Mather: Snickers

...from everyone who isn’t in Mather.

Dunster: Ferrero Rocher

Looks super bougie now that it’s renovated, but full of nuts.

Leverett: Milky Way

Lev may not shine like 24-karat gold, but its towers reach up to the shining stars, and what it lacks in karats it makes up for in carrot-eating rabbits.

Adams: Chocolate Gold Coins

Looks like it should be worth a lot, but is actually very mediocre. While Adams used to be one of the most sought-after houses, it is now commonly Coined the Boston Rat Sanctuary.

Lowell: Green Tea Kit Kat

Here’s the Tea: Lowell is a classic but underappreciated house, and once its renovation is complete, it’ll be a new twist on a classic flavor.

Quincy: Candy Corn

Love it or hate it, Quincy is sweet and central.

Elliot: 100 Grand

...And they like to flaunt it.

Winthrop: Pop Rocks

Currently the most Pop-ular house that everyone thinks Rocks, but this is a fad that will pass once the next house gets renovated.

Kirkland: Bark Thins

Disclaimer: Not safe for consumption by Kirkland dogs or anyone who seeks to be (Bark) Thin.

But no matter what house you’re in, rest assured that deep within, we’re all Nerds.