HUPD Crime Log: Winter Break Edition

By Zain Khalid

December 24, 2016

Officer dispatched to a report of a motor vehicle with all the windows open. Officer arrived and report windows were left open just to air out motor vehicle.

Looks like burning incense only made the situation worse.

December 31, 2016

Officers dispatched to a report of a group of youths trying to enter the bubble. Officers arrived, checked the area and report group gone on arrival.

“Duuude, I think I found the bubble CNN’s been talking about!”

January 2, 2017

Officers dispatched to a report of an individual who was recently in the construction site area and when asked why they were there they fled from the area. Officers arrived, checked the surrounding area and report individual gone on arrival.

Rumor has it that more progress was made in 5 minutes than in the past 5 months.

January 3, 2017

Officers dispatched to a report of flames coming from the roof of the building. Officers arrived and report no fire or flames coming from the roof of the building, it was just light from the building.

Reports say that the party was lit.

January 7, 2017

Officers dispatched on a report of an individual who had entered another individual's room uninvited. Upon arrival the officers located the individual. The individual informed the officer that they had come back to the dorm after a night of drinking with another resident. The individual got up to use the bathroom and entered the wrong room when done. The individual who was intoxicated was taken into protective custody and transported to the Cambridge Police Department.

“Woah, I must be a wizard! I went to the bathroom and woke up in the police department!”

January 18, 2017

Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen package containing Hershey's chocolates valued at $15.45 and Adore Me clothing valued at $39.95.

Chocolate and lingerie—the key to a woman’s heart. Just as long as didn’t steal it.

January 20, 2017

Officers dispatched to a report of an individual screaming in the area. Officers arrived and report negative results. Call was just a misunderstanding.

“Ohh, you were just practicing for primal scream? Carry on.”

January 23, 2017

Officer took a walk in report of annoying comments an individual received on their Facebook page.

Looks like someone ended up on the bad end of a Facebook argument about Trump.

January 23, 2017

Officers dispatched to a report of an individual passed out in the men's restroom. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.