Democratic National Convention Drinking Game
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With the Democratic National Convention set to officially kick off today, we here at Flyby are gearing up for it in the best way that we know: by piecing together a drinking game to help us through the roughest patches of the four day event. Amidst email scandals and more email scandals, this convention might not be something we want to experience sober.
Take a drink when…
An aging Democrat makes a pop culture reference.
Bonus: If it’s a Pokemon Go reference, take a shot for every Pidgey or Rattata in your immediate vicinity.
Tim Kaine switches effortlessly between English and Spanish in a speech.
Bonus: Finish your drink if he—or Clinton—calls anyone “amigos.”
The cameras pan to Bernie Sanders when someone else is speaking.
Bonus: If he mentions "political revolution," followed by vigorous fist pumping, take a shot.
Barack or Michelle Obama do something cool.
Bonus: If Michelle throws shade at Melania Trump for apparently lifting parts of her 2008 speech, take a shot.
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Joe Biden does something embarrassing.
Bonus: If he tells a dad joke, take a shot.
Hillary Clinton contradicts something she has previously said.
Bonus: If someone calls her out on it, take a shot for every indignant glare she gives them.
The #NeverClinton folks start a chant on the floor.
Bonus: If Bernie breaks into an evil grin and dives into crowd, chug a beer.
Someone from the DNC references Paul Ryan’s notoriously white selfie.
Bonus: If you're watching the convention in a room with more diversity than Ryan’s selfie, finish your drink and celebrate being part of the 21st century.