HUPD Crime Log 2/23-3/1

February 23, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a suspicious letter and package that an individual received.
If it fits it ships for one low flat rate.

February 23, 2016
Officer while on patrol assisted Cambridge Police Department with a report of an unwanted guest in a residential building. Officer arrived and report CPD took over scene and placed the individual under arrest for trespassing.
Ugh, the Big Dogs trying to take all of the credit, per usual.

February 25, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of tagging/graffiti to a table.
Only the hardest thugs sit at our lunch table.

February 25, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of an individual wandering around area for a substantial amount of time. Officers arrived, located individual and report individual was just waiting for their son who was in an interview.
“Hey Mom, can I have a ride home after my Goldman interview?”

February 25, 2016
Officer dispatched to a report of a fire alarm going off. Officer arrived and report alarm activated from an individual recently smoking marijuana.
Strange, the officer didn’t report back for over an hour after that.

February 26, 2016
Officer dispatched to a report of the smell of marijuana coming from a room. At this time, a university official was on scene and made contact with an occupant of the room to which they were informed that this issue will be handled administratively
Now that we have the cops off our back, pass that around!

February 27, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of annoying text messages an individual received.
Just take the hint—no one wants to come to your shitty dorm pregame.

February 27, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of loud noise coming from a room. Officers arrived, and report could not gain access to the building.
Shame that the department just defunded their battering rams unit.

February 27, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen green Mongoose bicycle valued at $100.00 The reporting individual informed the officer that their bicycle was secured to the bike rack with a chain lock valued at $10.00.
Having to walk back from the Quad for the rest of the year? Priceless.

February 27, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen Canada Goose jacket valued at $900.00
Looks like the Spee has really fallen on hard times.

February 27, 2016
Officer while on patrol observed an individual behind the bushes and acting suspicious. The individual was run for wants/warrants with negative results. The individual was then given a verbal trespass warning for all Harvard University property.
Invasive tourists are really taking it to the next level.

February 29, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen black Boosted motorized skateboard valued at $1,000.00.
How did they get away so quickly?

February 29, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of annoying emails an individual received.
For the last time, $50 Amazon gift card or not, I don’t want to take your stupid survey!

March 1, 2016
Officer dispatched to monitor a demonstration that went without incident.
A job well done, or rather, not done.

Check back next Friday for our next installment of HUPD Crime Log!