HUPD Crime Log 3/2-3/22

March 4, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of loud music being played in the area. Officer arrived, and report no music being played, just lacrosse team practicing.
“Phew, that was close. TURN THE MUSIC BACK UP!”

March 6, 2016
Officer dispatched to a report of loud noise coming from the area. Officer arrived, and report asbestos work being done in the building. All necessary paper work was presented to the officer which allowed the company to perform the required work.
Glad to see Winthrop construction is starting early. #AsBESThouse

March 7, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of an individual acting suspicious around the bicycle rack. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.
The bicycle rack is the new hip hangout spot. All the cool kids are doing it!

March 9, 2016
Officer dispatched to a report of two individuals climbing on the statue. Officer arrived and advised individuals to not climb on the statue.
John Harvard’s foot lives to see another day.

March 10, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen black Sony video camera valued at $3,000.00.
Sony video camera: $3,000.00. Getting caught by HUPD: the Ad Board. HD Housing Day video: priceless.

March 10, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of two stolen packages containing ten ponchos valued at $10.00 and 40 packets of Gatorade valued at $25.00.
The theme of the party was “Sporty Bohemian”

March 14, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen pair of blue New Balance sneakers valued at $69.00 and black Beats speakers valued at $299.00.
There goes my Get Swole starter pack.

March 16, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen package containing a text book valued at $31.89.
For only $31.89, are you sure you didn’t get half a textbook?

March 18, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of an unwanted guest sleeping in the stairwell. Officers arrived, located individual and sent them on their way.
Sometimes you just get tired halfway up the stairs.

March 21, 2016
Officer took a report of suspicious Facebook message an individual received.
“They promised me a free iPad!”

March 22, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of two individuals throwing items at people and cars. Officers arrived and report individuals gone on arrival.
Just practicing for baseball season.

March 22, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of fraud.
“I could’ve sworn my friend wasn’t imaginary”

Check back next Friday for our next installment of HUPD Crime Log!