Flyby Horoscopes: March
Flyby exec and amateur astrologist Kyle E. O’Hara counts many things among her talents—her impressive ability to drink Diet Coke before 10 a.m., her dogged pursuit of the position of El Jefe’s #1 customer, and her remarkable skill at napping at inopportune times. But most prominent of these talents is her questionable-at-best ESP. Check back on the first of each month for your Flyby Horoscope, courtesy of Kyle.
Hey, Harvard. I’m back with your March horoscopes. My editors have finally recognized my incredible abilities (or I’ve figured out how to post my own content — the world may never know). There are some great things in the stars this month for all signs — can you say spring break? These next two weeks, though, hold potential for serious chaos if not managed correctly. Take a look at your horoscopes for a little bit of guidance on how to navigate the coming month.
PISCES: With midterms and papers piling up, take a moment to reflect on your personal life and social relationships. While a grade is just one temporary measurement, friends are forever. Make time to reach out to your near and dear. Maybe even “grab a meal.”
ARIES: It’s going to be a good month for you, Aries. Things are coming together, and your hard work is paying off. Stay the course and finish strong on your projects that are wrapping up so that your effort doesn’t go to waste.
TAURUS: Remember to keep things in perspective. Things may be tough in the coming weeks, but you’re more than capable of handling what life throws your way.
GEMINI: Now is a time to be careful with your finances. With spring break coming up, Gemini, take care to keep track of your spending both in the Square and wherever your travels may take you.
CANCER: Communication is key to making it through this busy month. If you find yourself in a tough situation, don’t be afraid to ask for help. People want to help you, they just need to know how they can make things easier.
LEO: A change of space is in store this month. Whether that’s finding a new study spot or finally getting out of the Harvard bubble (or getting quadded), new scenery will do you good.
VIRGO: Focus on balance, Virgo. You don’t need to do absolutely everything to have a successful month. Prioritize the things that are most important to you, and only commit to new projects you’re excited about.
LIBRA: Keep holding onto the momentum you’ve built up over the past couple of months. Although it’s easy to get tired and let projects slip, if you recommit yourself, you fill find success.
SCORPIO: Now’s the time to declutter your life. Take a moment as you enter this month to evaluate which activities and relationships are fulfilling and which ones aren’t worth the effort.
SAGITTARIUS: Treat yourself, Sagittarius. You’ve been working so hard this semester; celebrate all you’ve accomplished thus far.
CAPRICORN: Work is at the forefront of your life this month, Capricorn. You may have to sacrifice some fun nights out, but it will be worth it when you get to see your projects come together successfully.
AQUARIUS: These next few weeks might be a drag, but spring break is going to give you plenty of time to rest and recuperate before the second half of the semester. Take the time to enjoy the little things.
Have a great month, Harvard. I’ll be back with more horoscopes and life advice on April 1st.