HUPD Crime Log: While You Were Away... 12/21-1/25

You probably spent your winter break at home, binging on Netflix and sleeping past noon while trying to forget the trials and tribulations of the semester. But while you were eating everything in your parents' fridge, our friends at HUPD were back on campus, defending the University's honor.

December 21, 2015
Officer took a walk-in report of a stolen HUID card, an MBTA card, and $20.00 in U.S. currency.
No one can find me now with my new identity.

December 23, 3015
Officers dispatched to a report of an unwanted guest in the restroom area. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.
“My bad, I thought this was the men’s room”

December 24, 2015
Officer dispatched to a report of an individual screaming obscenities and causing a disturbance. Officer arrived and report individual gone on arrival.
Must have been a pretty bad breakup.

December 31, 2015
Officer took a report of property damage to an area of grass.
Harvard property is Harvard property, no matter how small.

January 6, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of annoying emails.
“Mom, you’re embarrassing me!”

January 12, 2016
Officers dispatched to a report of a group of teenagers causing a disturbance by climbing on the benches and statues in the area. Officers arrived and report group gone on arrival.
Prospective students wanting to get a head start on their Three Things?

January 20, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen package containing paint valued at $8.99.
Don’t let the haters stop you from making the world your canvas.

January 21, 2016
Officer dispatched to take a report of a stolen package containing protein valued at $37.00.
How am I supposed to get ripped now? #swolepatrol