HUPD Police Log 11/7 - 12/4: Unauthorized Bedazzling and A Rejected Christmas Caroler

HUPD has had their hands full with us Harvard students over the past few weeks. Between stolen Disney tickets, breaking into Northwest Labs, and unrecognized roommates, it seems that a lot's been going on around campus. As part of our Securitas Series, we've combed through recent HUPD logs and published some of the more colorful entries below.

November 7
Officer dispatched to a report of two mattresses in the tree outside of the building. Officer arrived and report operations notified and are taking care of the issue.

“We’re building a treehouse!”

Officers dispatched to a report of a large group of individuals in the area. Officers arrived and report group were Northeastern University students doing a scavenger hunt. The officers moved the group along.

The hunters become the hunted.

November 11
Officers dispatched to a report of an unwanted guest trying to gain access into an area within [Northwest Laboratory]. Officer arrived, located the individual and informed the individual that they could not access the area due to the holiday.

Genuinely sad for the person trying to break into Northwest Labs on a day off. Do less.

November 12
Officers dispatched to a report of individuals throwing water balloons out of their window. Officers arrived and report could not locate individuals.

Funny in the summer, evil in November.

November 13
Officer took a report of past incidents of indecent exposure.

Even HUPD is against white jeans after Labor Day.

November 14
Officers dispatched to a report of a group of individuals causing a disturbance and looking like they’re about to fight. Officers arrived and report individuals were friends just fooling around.

It’s all fun and games until HUPD gets involved.

November 17
Officer dispatched to take a report of vandalism to an individual's shoes.

Unauthorized bedazzling.

November 22
Officers dispatched to a report of an individual whose hat was taken. Officers arrived and located individuals and the reporting party was given their hat back.

Middle school dance déjà vu.

Officers dispatched to a report of loud noise coming from the area. Officers arrived and report no noise, area quiet.

If someone makes a noise but HUPD doesn’t hear it, was any noise made at all?

November 27
Officers dispatched to a report of an unknown individual in an individual's room. Officers arrived and report individual was reporting party's roommate.

Seriously?

December 2
Officers dispatched to a report of an individual wandering around the area and knocking on doors. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.

A rejected Christmas caroler.

December 3
Officer dispatched to take a report of two stolen packages containing Forever 21 clothes valued at $20.00 and admission tickets to Disney.

The saddest theft report I’ve ever read.

December 4
Officers dispatched to a report of individuals trying to climb out of the stadium. Officers arrived and report individuals gone on arrival.

Fact: athletes are faster than HUPD.