We Don't Care: Celebrate the Last Days of Classes
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Well, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. With That Which Shall Not Be Named looming around the corner, there are only a few days of classes left! Whether you are sad to be finishing Fairytales or overjoyed to leave CS50 behind, it’s time to shed your shyness and go a little crazy in the classroom. Here are a few things you could do in lecture or section to leave with a resounding bang.
Intoxication
Perhaps the most obvious choice on this list, but we couldn’t help mentioning it. Who knows, you could even end up passed out and naked. Your classmates are sure to love that.
Les Mis: Instrumental Edition
If you’re in a musical ensemble, you should really enter the last day of lecture playing your instrument. Not only will you entertain the entire class and waste some time, but you’ll also make a kickass exit. Bonus points if you get the entire marching band to join you. Or you could channel the remains of your FAP experience into one spectacular High School Musical-esque score and dance.
Channel Miley
She’s everywhere, so inevitably she had to appear on this list. Show everyone you ain’t a little kid anymore and twerk on the desk of your professor as they enter for class—the more people you get to do this the better. Props if you get it on video!
Food Truck
Bring fragrant and delicious food to lecture, make the room smell heavenly and have everyone hate you. Chances are people have already done this (SLS 20 all the time) but with scramble of last-minute midterms and holiday planning, most of us won’t be properly fed, so the vengeance will be all the sweeter.
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
Tired of listening to your section leader drone on and on? Try contradicting everything they say on the last day of classes. Another blissful, delicious sort of vengeance would be interrupting that one know-it-all throughout the entire section. Whoever said revenge wasn’t sweet was lying.
Love Actually
Confess your undying love to the attractive person in your section (props if it’s your TF). We recommend doing this with roses in front of your section with "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton blasting in the background. Speaking in couplets always helps the love of your life (or the hookup of tonight) fall for you.