John Harvard Has Been Painted Green!

Something clearly went down last night (or early this morning), because the John Harvard staute is covered in copious amounts of green paint. We can't help but wonder about the choice of color. John Harvard envy? A comment on wealth? Hungover and about to puke? If you have any tips regarding this incident, let us know in the Tip Box to the right, and keep your eyes peeled for more information on www.thecrimson.com.