Let's Take You On a Tour of 'Her Campus' - No, Not There

New online magazine Her Campus alleges to be "A Collegiette’s Guide to Life," but if a female's life is indeed composed of sexile, sex, caffeine abuse, and sororities (not to mention, all this soaked in glaring pink dye), then "life" is a journey FlyBy doesn't want to undertake.

Her Campus unveiled its new website last night, and the content is largely how-to columns dispensing morsels of advice that take themselves very seriously (if the writer is feeling particularly pithy, lists are constructed). There's a lot of "breaking down," and simplifying of college-life crises. In other words, Her Campus is Freeze Magazine trying a little harder to be not so apparently inviting of ridicule.

See some examples of Her wisdom after the jump:

Ugh. Greasy kids can get jobs? The horror! And moving on to sexile:

Wait. What exactly is making the "whack" noise? And if there's one thing FlyBy's learned about men, it's that you never date someone who goes by one letter.

Finally, FlyBy found the following piece of advice from Jason, a "Real Live College Guy," especially illuminating. This is what he had to say about sex:

It's as simple as that, folks. Thanks, Her Campus!