Tonight's Special: Brain Break

You'll be seeing a lot more of these next year. As evinced by the budgetary changes announced last Monday, the head honchos over in University Hall seem to think students needs more fatty foods late at night to accompany their poor sleeping schedules and stress overload.

So we're not talking your ordinary PB&J-station-with-windfall-fruit brain break. We're talking themed ones, maybe with birthday hats or paper plates in special shapes or leather-bound menus in the future.

Yes, here are the special brain breaks coming up this week. Enjoy these end-of-the-year specials before you leave school for good and miss how that hallowed taste of squash sitteth on thy tongue.

Tonight (Monday):

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Adams is pulling it for the team, it seems. Kirklanders, according to your House list, there is no special brain break tonight. Sorry. Eliot, one of you guys found a bottle of beer in the dining hall, but we don't think that constitutes a special brain break. Until the fall?

Photo from Wikimedia Commons/Alice Tang