Roving Reporter: Crossword Puzzle Tournament
This week, Roving Reporter got wordy at the Boston/Harvard Crossword Puzzle Tournament. We talked about favorite clues, closet nerds, and using crosswords to pick up girls. I also had the opportunity to hang out with one of my idols, The New York Times crossword puzzle editor Will Shortzâfor 39 whole minutes. But, hey, whoâs counting?
Will Shortz, Editor of The New York Times Crossword
Roving Reporter (RR): Mr. Shortz, itâs an honor to meet you. So, whatâs your favorite crossword clue of all time?
Will Shortz (WS): The answer was âspiral staircase.â The clue was âit may turn into a different story.â
RR: I like it! So, I know you are responsible for editing the Sunday New York Times crossword, but how long do you think it would take you to complete it?
WS: Around 25 to 30 minutes for one I didnât edit.
RR: Thatâs awesome. It took my roommates and me three days to do one once. It was a highlight of my life.
WS: Thatâs excellent. Do you remember which one it was?
RR: Of course! It was called âWeb Masterâ and the letters formed a line of âIâs down the middle to create a spiderâs web.
WS: Oh yes, I remember that one.
Robert P. Ciofani â09, Secretary of The Harvard Crossword Society
Roving Reporter (RR): Whatâs your favorite crossword clue of all time?
Robert P. Ciofani (RPC): My roommate Kyle Mahowald is the person you really want to talk to. He interned with Will Shortz a few summers ago. I liked the theme of one of his puzzles. It was âNot âieâ but âeââ so he took words with âieâ in them and replaced that with âe.â For example, Kansas City Chiefs became Kansas City Chefs.
RR: Very punny.
Nathaniel S. Rakich â10, Treasurer of Harvard College Crossword Society
Roving Reporter (RR): Whatâs your favorite crossword clue of all time?
Nathaniel S. Rakich (NSR): The clue was âenraged and angered.â Answer? âAnagrams.â
RR: How did you get involved with the Harvard Crossword Society?
NSR: I was the top undergraduate scorer in this tournament two years ago. Thatâs how I broke out onto the scene.
RR: And youâre going to be the President of the society next year? Congratulations! How many members do you have?
NSR: (Pause) Right now?
RR: YesâŚ
NSR: Three.
RR: Oh. Okay. Well, have you ever used crossword puzzles to pick up girls?
NSR: No.
RR: Would you?
NSR: Yes, if you could present me with concrete evidence that it would work.
RR: Iâd bet youâd make a great boyfriend. Youâre good at reading between the lines.
Elizabeth Rehfeld
Roving Reporter (RR): Whatâs your favorite crossword clue of all time?
Elizabeth Rehfeld (ER): Oh golly! Thatâs a hard one. Probably one from my puzzle which was published in The New York Times in 2007. (Looks over her puzzle, which she has just had signed by Will Shortz). The clue is âBeachgoer wearing bug sprayâ and the answer is âOff on a tan gent.â The theme was splitting up words unexpectedly.
RR: Thatâs a good one. So, what was it like to meet Will Shortz today?
ER: Oh golly! So nice to meet him. Golly, heâs God!
Douglas I. Goodman â97, Winner of the Boston/Harvard Crossword Tournament
Roving Reporter (RR): Congratulations on winning. So, tell me, whatâs your favorite crossword clue of all time?
Douglas I. Goodman (DIG): Can I tell you my least favorite? It was at a tournament in Brooklyn, my debut onto the crossword scene and the clue asked for the word at the end of a love letter, except love letter was in French. I put âsoloâ but the answer was âxoxo.â I just missed qualifying to the finals.
RR: Not that youâre bitter about it or anything.
DIG: No, but my wife was. Thatâs why I came here. This is only my second tournament.
RR: Impressive! Wow, how long does it take you to do a Sunday New York Times Crossword?
DIG: It depends on if I pick up the theme quickly, but around 10 to 15 minutes.
RR: Would you call yourself a cruciverbalist [a constructor or solver of crossword puzzles]?
DIG: Yes, but only around people who do crosswords. Iâve never used it as a pick-up line.
Kyle A. Mahowald â09, Secretary of The Harvard Crossword Society
Roving Reporter (RR): This was a great event. So, Kyle, whatâs your favorite crossword clue of all time?
Kyle A. Mahowald (KAM): One of my favorite clues of all time is âBall Field?â and the answer is âSituational Comedy.â
RR: Thatâs hilarious! UmmmâŚ.actuallyâŚI donât really get it.
KAM: Like Lucille Ball?
RR: Ohhh! I know you interned for Will Shortz in the past. How many puzzles have you had published in The Times?
KAM: Around 12 or 13.
RR: Thatâs crazy. Kyle, would you call yourself a âcruciver-baller?â
KAM: (Laughs) Sure.