Five Worst Commencement Speakers 2009

Rumor has it that Harvard will soon unveil the identity of this year's commencement speaker. So while Harvard officials remain tight-lipped, Flyby has put together a list of who not to cross your fingers for. Commencement would-be horrors after the jump.

5. Dick Fuld, the stubby ring-fingered, ex-CEO who ran Lehman Brothers into the ground, suffered a black-eye, and then blamed everyone but himself.

4. Former Detroit mayor and laughable clown Kwame Kilpatrick jailed for his part in a sex-and-text scandal after his half-baked story about HAXXORS taking over his phone turned out to be, well, ostensibly that.

3. Rod Blagojevich. The already unpopular Illinois governor was caught in a federal investigation over his alleged attempts to sell a U.S. Senate seat. Apparently, that's not kosher.

2. Bernie Madoff with all your money. ha ha ha!

1. Chris Brown can Kiss Kiss his career bye bye. Forever. Sad part about it...FlyBy would've been stoked had the Commencement Speaker been this hip-hop crooner pre-domestic violence.