For Freshmen, Dunster Pulls Out All The Stops

With Housing Day just a couple weeks away, the denizens of Dunster House have decided they won't take their House's abysmal rep sitting down. No no. The latest Dunster House Committee minutes are out, and plans have been hatched to generate "Dunster Buzz," a concept that's even more ridiculous than it sounds.

The plan?

In addition to the requisite Annenberg invasion and the always effective "Moose making random campus appearances," Dunsterites are considering distributing condoms with "funny notes attached." How cruel and dishonest. What could be worse than giving freshmen condoms and then banishing them to the land of the walk-throughs.

Dunster Buzz? Dunster Cringe.