Mumps
-Vaccines are covered by most insurance providers.
-In 2016, common on American college campuses.
-England, Scotland, and Ireland saw a number of mumps outbreaks in 2014.
-Obtainable by all.
-If you touch it, you’ll be sent to UHS.
My Humps
-She’s got me spending.
-In 2016, absent on American college campuses.
-Fergie is part English, Scottish, and Irish.
-Fergie may or may not have had mumps in her lifetime.
-Only some are born with it.
-If you touch it, I’m a start some drama.
Both
- Lovely little lumps.
-Nobody knows exactly what they are.
-They really change the vibe of a party.
-Rhymes with “dumps” and “Trumps”.
-Very catchy.