Yardfest vs. Yardsale

Yardfest vs. Yardsale
By Josiah B. Corbus and Michael Lauricella

Yardfest:

Drunk people

No one comes

Jessie J

Buy drugs

Hook-up remorse

Yardsale:

Only drunk uncles

Strange people come

Taxidermy blue jay

Buy things you don’t want

Buyer’s remorse

Both:

There’s old, undesired music

Doesn’t make any money

Lots of fliers

Located on pieces of grass

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