Theses Vs. Feces

Theses

All over Facebook

Hoopes

Write on paper

Procrastinate

Normal people talk about it

Adderall

Takes a year to complete

Feces

Not on Facebook

Poops

Wipe on paper

Constipate

When it’s normal, people don’t talk about it

Laxatives

Should take a few minutes to complete (otherwise, please consult a doctor)

Both

Poor party conversation

Painful, but sometimes you have to do it anyways

Excuse to not go out

Feels great to finally finish

Use special paper

Would be better if you didn’t go to Felipe’s

Seniors need help doing it

Everyone in hist and lit does it