Venn Diagram: Final Exams and Final Clubs

Final Exams
By Libby R. Coleman and Andrew A. White

Final Exams

BU girl’s nightmare

Getting tested

Having a pen is important

Science Center C

Can be taken home

Make-ups

3-hole punch

Inflated grades

Final Clubs

BU girl’s dream

Need to get tested afterwards

Having a penis important

Best real estate in the Square

End up taking people home

Make outs

Spiked punch

Inflated egos

Both

More fun drunk

Adderall necessary

Being in the right class matters

Way more intimidating as a freshman

Tend to forget everything the next day

Wait outside beforehand

Grind through them

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