Venn Diagram: PBR and PBK

Both: After age 23, only mentioned in nostalgia After two weeks in the library, smell slightly stale The earlier, the better Grey Goose is better
By Libby R. Coleman and Rebecca P. Houser

PBR:

High alcohol content

Sometimes on tap

People don’t know what it stands for

One must sacrifice good taste to drink it

High success rate when used in pick-up line with hipster

Drink more than four to feel its effects

Enjoyed by fraternities

PBK:

High GPA

Sometimes tapped

People don’t know what it translates to

One must sacrifice social life to earn it

Terrible success rate when used in pick-up line with hipster

Get it once to feel its effects

Sounds like a fraternity

Both:

After age 23, only mentioned in nostalgia

After two weeks in the library, smell slightly stale

The earlier, the better

Grey Goose is better

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