Venn Diagram: Yale Bowl vs. Toilet Bowl

Yale Bowl:

Where Bulldogs play

Get arrested if you pee in it

Not a problem if you’re late

Only go there once a year

Touchdowns

Seats 60,000

Toilet Bowl:

Where bulldogs drink

Get arrested if you pee elsewhere

Big problem if you’re late

Hopefully go at least daily

Seat downs

Seats two in a pinch

Both:

Go there when drunk

Uncomfortable seating

Washing hands a necessity

Smells like shit