Real Bulldogs:
Intimidating at sports
Treats and bones
All of them go to heaven
Respect their masters
Jump through hoops for ribbons
Know how to play
Safety dogs
Poop outside
Yale Bulldogs:
Not intimidating at sports
Skull and Bones
All of them live in New Haven
Receive their masters
Jump through hoops for jobs
Know how to study
Safety school
Poop in the laundry
Both:
Have the same chance of getting into Harvard
Occasionally drool
From old-money homes
Can do similar levels of physics p-sets
Wrinklier than the average puppy
My parents would be upset if I brought one home