Michael A. New

Hometown: Rockville, Md.

Dorm/Assigned House: Grays/Lowell

Concentration: If I remember my pills

Ideal date: We go weightlifting. She benches 215.

Finish this phrase (“Hot men, adj. noun”): “Hot men, morning wood”

Guilty pleasure: I’d tell you, but my mom’s going to read this.

Favorite childhood activity: See “guilty pleasure.”

Bourgeois construct: “Bore-g-oze” is how I would construct it.

Describe yourself in three words: A mama’s boy

Neckwear by General Knot & Co.