Venn Diagram: Midterms and Midriffs

Midterms and midriffs: Wish you could switch bodies to score well.
By Olivia M. Munk

Midterms

Best when covers material

Belongs in a classroom

Starts halfway through the semester

Gets you a grade

The more time you spend at the library, the better you do.

Shows your smarts

Midriffs

Best when covered by material

Belongs on the beach

Starts halfway down your torso

Gets you into a party

The more time you spend at the gym, the better you look.

Shows some skin

Both

The shorter, the easier

Belong in the 90s

Anxiety-inducing

Something most people can’t pull off.

Just shouldn’t happen after college.

Wish you could switch bodies to score well.

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