Midterms
Best when covers material
Belongs in a classroom
Starts halfway through the semester
Gets you a grade
The more time you spend at the library, the better you do.
Shows your smarts
Midriffs
Best when covered by material
Belongs on the beach
Starts halfway down your torso
Gets you into a party
The more time you spend at the gym, the better you look.
Shows some skin
Both
The shorter, the easier
Belong in the 90s
Anxiety-inducing
Something most people can’t pull off.
Just shouldn’t happen after college.
Wish you could switch bodies to score well.