Seeking: Roommate

From: Robert

Date: Thurs, March 24, 2011 at 2:49 AM

Subject: Looking for a roommate next year?

To: adams-schmooze, CSA, chess club, finance-somethingorother-l, half-asian association

Hi everyone!

I’m a freshman (rising sophomore now!) looking for a super friendly roommate for next year in the greatest house ever ADAMS!! Priority goes to fellow Ec concentrators, who would ideally have a large TV and a secondary in Applied Math. Must be 21 (so we can get our party on!) and be willing to share clothes. I eat dinner every day at 5:45 p.m., so I’d love it if your schedule could accommodate this. Also, if you have a room in mind that has a tub instead of a shower, I like to take long baths with my bath salts—which I’d obviously be happy to share! Must be DFCM (Down for classical music). If you’re interested, I’d be happy to meet up for a cup of coffee some time.

Athletes need not apply.

Best wishes,

Robert

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Date: Thurs, March 24, 2011 at 3:10 AM

Subject: RE: Looking for a roommate next year?

To: adams-schmooze, CSA, chess club, finance-somethingorother-l, half-asian association

Hello again,

I haven’t heard back from any of you yet. Just checking to make sure you all got this message. Oh yeah, and if the Applied Math thing is making anyone hesitant to respond, I’m willing to reconsider that requirement.

Also, please fill out this brief questionnaire (below). If you have any problems, I can send you the original PDF.

1) What is your name?

2) Are you male or female? (Those who do not identify with either gender can answer “both” or “neither.”)

3) Please attach a recent photo of yourself. Those of you with open privacy settings on Facebook can ignore this question.

Sincerely,

Robert

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Date: Thurs, March 24, 2011 at 6:10 AM

Subject: RE: RE: Looking for a roommate next year?

To: adams-schmooze, CSA, chess club, finance-somethingorother-l, half-asian association, BMF, QSA, raza-open,

Dear all,

Thanks for the responses so far! Though many of you seem to have several desirable qualities, I’m really still looking for that big TV. Must be 56” at least. Also, I’m now opening this up to humanities concentrators and people who will be turning 21 next year (must have a birthday before September).

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Robbie

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Date: Thurs, March 24, 2011 at 2:30 PM

Subject: URGENT: Need housing next year

To: adams-schmooze, CSA, chess club, finance-somethingorother-l, half-asian association, BMF, QSA, raza-open

Friends,

I’m reaching the point where I’m open to gender-neutral housing. That means that if you’re concentrating in anything other than sciences, are about to be or are already 21, and have a TV (of any size, at this point), please respond. Dinners are still a priority for me, however, so make sure that still works for you. Let’s figure this out. I know you’re out there ....

Best,

Rob

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Date: Thurs, March 24, 2011 at 4:21 PM

Subject: Looking for a roommate?

To: adams-schmooze, CSA, chess club, finance-somethingorother-l, half-asian association, BMF, QSA, raza-open, cabot-open, currierwire, moose-droppings, Eliot-announce, open@leverett, lowell-open, pfoho-open, quincy-open, throptalk

Hi all,

I apologize for my earlier pushiness. Does anyone need a roommate next year? Anyone? Seriously, I’m up for anything. I’m even willing to give up the dinners. Maybe.

Love,

Rob

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Date: Thurs, March 24, 2011 at 2:33 PM

Subject: DOMUS

To: Recipients: adams-schmooze, CSA, chess club, finance-somethingorother-l, half-asian association, BMF, QSA, raza-open, cabot-open, currierwire, moose-droppings, Eliot-announce, open@leverett, lowell-open, pfoho-open, quincy-open, throptalk

Dear all,

Thanks everyone! Got it all figured out. On a related note, I’ll be switching to Eliot next year. DOMUS PRIDE!!!

Regards,

Rob