This Is Tufts Love

When the Jumbos—a 15-dollar cab ride away (or, in non-Harvard terms, two stops up the Red Line)—found out about FM’s trip to Somerville on Valentine’s Day, they took the opportunity to show their fellow elite New England private school plenty of Internet love. Below, the warmest of the warm from the comments on The Crimson Web site:

“It’s not like we’re a good school that’s nationally ranked and has an internationally active student body. Nope. We are completely mindless, and our worth is so little that people from Harvard consider us as members of a different planet. The next time you come to Tufts, I will be sure to open my legs just for you because I just can’t control myself when I see someone with a “H” sweatshirt. Oh baby that’s what gets me hot. I just have that little brain power.”

“By the way, not to seem too much like I have a chip on my shoulder (though it’s getting harder to hide that), but my SAT’s beat about 70% of Harvard students’ SAT’s. So suck it, Harvard.”

“Y’all should have gone to BC. End of story.”