Chatter

At a get-together that was half-birthday and half-half-Asian, one attendee sat in her upchuck. Moments later, a fellow reveler came over and graciously poured her own sympathy on her sick comrade...Nearby, an out-of-town guest got a taste of Harvard life atop the bar. But the sweetness was short-lived as he soon found himself locked in the bathroom (while in the buff) of one female undergrad. Luckily, mommy and daddy were more than willing to save the day...New trend on campus—getting trashed with a certain Mr. Cheeks? Furry friends and Friday nights apparently mix well...One senior ’Poonster got intimate with the family Nanny on the dance floor before leaving for her place. Good help ain’t what it used to be...See you next week, and remember: your parents will pick you up, but do try to stay off their friends...