Love it: Hot TFs

Hot TFs are great because they’re basically like the boyfriend you wish you had. They have to be polite to you, and they’re available by e-mail or phone 24 hours a day. If you want, you can bother them while they’re working, or they might even meet you for coffee. I’ll admit—I usually dread the endless hours I spend in section every week, except when I’m lucky enough to be placed in the coveted section with the hot TF.

Another important plus is that your first meeting with the hot TF is never awkward because you’re bound to have interests in common, even if they’re slightly obscure topics, like natural disasters or the molecules of life. Your hot TF is also probably hotter than your real boyfriend, and smarter, which only makes you want him more.

If things ever did actually work out between us, I think I would pretty much be guaranteed an A in the class (we would probably have to break-up if I was only worth a B+). But even if things aren’t meant to be, I always do all the reading in classes with a hot TF in order to avoid potentially embarrassing situations. Then, at the end of the semester, I suddenly realize that I’m actually prepared for the final, and I end up with an A anyway. I usually stop by his final office hours a couple of times anyway, though—just in case.