Fifteen Hottest Freshman 2009: Joseph B. Morcos

Dorm: Pennypacker

Hometown: The ATL

Relationship status: Single

Three words that describe you: Paisley panda grandpa

Hottest trait: This is a terrible question, do I have to answer this one? Haha then definitely my southern accent. Definitely. Ya’ll.

Claim to Harvard fame: Muumuus

Best part about becoming a sophomore: HOUSES!

Fastest way to your heart: Give me things with cinnamon in them. And walks.

What you miss most from the ’90s: OMG Sock’Em Boppers! OMG.

Your Gossip Girl crush: Blair, obviously.