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House: Winthrop

Concentration: English

Hometown: Shirley, Mass.

Ideal Date: One that involves a heterosexual male. I mean, I’m not THAT picky...

Best way for a guy to get your attention: Quote “Moby-Dick” to me in honeyed tones.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Trying to get into the Bike Room. Or on the floor of the Delphic basement. Or on the floor of the Bike Room.

First thing you notice about a guy: Whether he’s wearing Bean Boots.

Best pick-up line: Nice shoes. Wanna make out?

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I have a third nipple.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Chrissie, stop stealing my clothes!

Favorite childhood toy: Magnetic Marbles

Sexiest physical trait: My butt in running spandex

Favorite part about Harvard: Hemp Plus Granola

Describe yourself in three words: Crocs sans socks

In 15 minutes you are: Frantically finishing a response paper in Widener

In 15 years you are: Not assigning response papers to my high school English students