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House: Currier

Concentration: English

Hometown: South Londonderry, Vermont, America

Ideal Date: Eating Nutella and watching The Colbert Report on a rocket ship

What you look for in a girl/guy: That she is not a girl/guy

Where to find you on a Saturday night: thewarble.com

Your best pick up line: Wait! Don’t drink that. I am a scientist.

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Man, I would kill for some cereal right now.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Oh my God, look at all these babies I just saved. Fuck, that’s a lot of babies.

Favorite childhood activity: Breeding pigeons

Sexiest physical trait: When I do the terrorist fist bump thing, but instead of exploding out like a lot of people do I kind of implode a little, like suck my fist in, and I make this little sucking in noise, it’s really cool and pretty unique and popular.

Best part about Harvard: The people

Worst part about Harvard: The ghosts

Describe yourself in three words: Right behind you

In 15 minutes you are: Air-high fivin’ some bro or brolerina

In 15 years you are: 7. Benjamin Button, bitch!