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House: Cabot

Concentration: English and American Languages and Literatures

Hometown: Richmond, VA

Ideal Date: Zhang Ziyi, Anna Karina, and I go to a concert. I make jokes and they laugh and touch my arm.

Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: “Whoa, are those eyes for real?!”

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Surrounded by an entourage of adoring girls and approving chums, I set fire to Mather House on a whim and pee it out. Everyone cheers and then we all go out for ice cream because I have coupons.

First thing you notice about a guy/girl: Class, alignment, and guild affiliation.

Your best pick-up line: “You dropped your pen. Yes, you did. Here it is.”

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Last summer, I told my 8-9 yr old campers a 30-minute bedtime story about how I had had a brain aneurysm and now sometimes I see people without mouths, bleeding from the eyes and screaming.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: In middle school, I went through a “gargoyles” phase during which I amassed a large collection of books, posters, and over 30 gargoyles of various sizes.

Favorite childhood toy: My “Street Sharks” action figures, featuring Jab, Streex, Slammu, Ripster, and Dr. Piranoid.

Sexiest physical trait: Child-bearing hips and two extended collarbone “nubbins” that I hope to hyper-evolve into wings.

Favorite part about Harvard: The people!

Describe yourself in three words: Heart and Lungs

In 15 minutes you are: Doing what I need to do to prepare myself for a responsible and fulfilling life.

In 15 years you are: On the streets of New America 2.3.01, using my bionic eye to fight crime and mix beats under the alias “MC Werbler.”