Feminists and Thespians, Unite.

The Office of Sexual Assault Prevention and Response hosts a Harvard production of The Vagina Monologues. Expect classics like “The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could” and “My Vagina was my Village”. Proceeds will be donated to the Boston Area Rape Crisis Center, V-Day New Orleans Fund, and V-Day International Fund.

Feb. 14-15, Agassiz Theater, 8 p.m. $12 general, $8, students.

Wherefore art thou, Gabriella?

Disney’s High School Musical: The Ice Tour finally arrives in Boston. See the East High kids strut their stuff on the rink. Troy and Gabriella’s classic love story is bound to send sparks (and ice chips) flying.

Feb. 15-18, TD Banknorth Garden, 1 Fleet Center, Boston. Friday at 7 p.m., Saturday at 11 a.m., 3 p.m., and 7 p.m.,, Sunday and Monday at 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Tickets from $21.50

You Spin me Right Round, Baby.

Records will spin when DJs Slipwax and E-Ness of the Deck Demons hit up the Queen’s Head. Sip a 1636 and snack on Buffalo wings before hitting the dance floor for some serious bumpin’ and grindin’.

As Sweet as Strawberry Jam.

The Radcliffe Pitches and the Harvard Lowkeys promise to serenade your date with golden oldies and pop hits while capitalizing on the post-Valentine’s Day love buzz. ‘Cause your grandma always said that a capella was the way to someone’s heart.

Feb. 15, Sanders Theatre, 8 p.m. $11 general, $7 students.

More Wine, hold the Cheese.

Hey, big spenders: the Boston Harbor Hotel presents 19th Annual Boston Wine Festival. The festival brags a line-up of “Super Tuscans”, “Battle of the Cabernets” and, of course, a special Valentines Brunch. You’ll be sorry you ever plied your valentine with boxed wine.

Feb. 14-16, Boston Harbor Hotel, 70 Rowes Wharf, Boston. Valentines Day Brunch, 10 a.m. to 2p.m. $75 per person.

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