Top Five Things About Texas

Although I only lived in the great city of Houston, Texas for the first four years of my life, I still feel the need to highlight the strengths of the Lone Star State as we near the end of a particularly unpopular presidency.



5. Austin, Texas. Live music capital of the world...



4. “All my Exes Live in Texas” by George Strait



3. Sandra Cisneros and all of the other Chicano authors



2. Cacti!



1. BEVO. He’s a longhorn bull. He hangs out at University of Texas games. Once he charged an SMU cheerleader. Another time he escaped and roamed campus for a couple of days. He is awesome.



—Meredith S. Steuer is incoming Campus Arts Editor. She <3’s cacti.