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by Matt Di Pasquale '09

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1. Face. This must be everyone’s favorite, but I’ll BPB it if I have to.

2. Ears. I love kissing ears... It drives girls crazy!

3. Tits and Ass. I like ’em round and bouncy.

4. Legs. I like them wrapped around my head.

5. Hands & Feet. Mani/Pedi is a must. I love sucking on toes.

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