House: Pfoho

Concentration: Tea, Bananas and Colonialism

Hometown: Irish Town, Jamaica

Ideal Date: As long as there’s good food, drink, and company, it doesn’t matter where

What do you look for in a girl/guy: Wide, child-bearing hips

Where to find you on a Saturday night: At the bottom of a rum barrel

Your best pick up line: I don’t use pick up lines

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: No! I didn’t beg Charlie to scope me. That’s stupid.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’m really only funny because of my accent. This scoped shit isn’t doing me justice

Favorite childhood activity: Eating mangos and talking with animals

Sexiest physical trait: Debatable

Best part about Harvard: The rare map collection in Widener

Worst part about Harvard: The fat man who guards the rare maps in Widener

Describe yourself in three words: Aw man, shit

In 15 minutes you are: Still trying to think of a sexiest physical trait

In 15 years you are: Marrying the love of my life

scoped!