House (dorm and assigned house): Canaday and Currier.

Concentration: Applied mathematics and philosophy.
Hometown: Prague, Czech Republic.

Ideal Date: I know a great Italian place...

Best way for a girl to get your attention: Actions speak louder than words.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Sampling shitty American beer.

Your best pick-up line: S’il ne vient pas, je vous attends ici...

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I convinced a friend that my left eye was artificial.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’m hot ’cause I’m fly, you ain’t ’cause you not.

Favorite childhood activity: Exploring the Wild West on my rocking horse.

Sexiest physical trait: My artificial left eye.

Best part about Harvard: The ridiculously good-looking people, world-class parties and fabulous sunny weather.

Worst part about Harvard: Not enough time to do everything.

Describe yourself in three words: Slaying mad bitches.

In 15 minutes you are: At practice—rowing.

In 15 years you are: A lumberjack in Finland.

Simon Mahler