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House: Cabot

Concentration: History and Literature

Hometown: Gloucester, MA

Ideal Date: Making soup together, then watching the aurora borealis.

Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: An airhorn.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Watching a movie?

First thing you notice about a guy/girl: Funny hat, if applicable.

Your best pick-up line: Wanna ride on my very small Escalade?

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: At summer camp when I was 13 I convinced this girl that I only weighed 40 pounds, because I was a mutant and had hollow bones like a bird.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’d like to tell Jimmy Fallon that I don’t think he’s funny.

Favorite childhood toy: A felt shark puppet named “Sharky.”

Sexiest physical trait: My glistening erect nose.

Favorite part about Harvard: Widener Library.

Describe yourself in three words: Super cool neato!

In 15 minutes you are: Trying desperately to finish my thesis.

In 15 years you are: Reasonably well-adjusted.