The Doctors Faust

Drew Gilpin Faust:

--Received her PhD in American Civilization from U Penn
--Lauded for her work in American history
--Married to a professor of medical history
--Loves her kids


Dr. Faust:

--Received his PhD in Black Magic and Summonation from Penn State
--Condemned to hell for sinning against nature
--Committed bachelor
--Loved his indentured devil servant


BOTH:

--Directed Women’s Studies Programs at Ivy League universities
--Wanted it all