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John D. Selig

Top Things That Would Actually Be Horrifying If Only They Existed

By John D. Selig, Crimson Staff Writer

- Cats with poorly spelled human emotions

- The Easter Bunny

- Democracy

- Linux

- Zombie John Bonham

- Jesus

- That new Guns ‘N Roses album

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