Gossip Guy

He’s back! Former FM Chair Sally H. Men ’05 roofied him a while ago, but now G-squared is back and watching your every move in the Delphic basement...

... Fox boys aren’t too good at the logistics of random hookups. One newly initiated member, Barry G. Dreg ’08, left his Friday night hookup without his shoes (an essential item according to Gossip Guy). Dreg was then spotted at 9 a.m. passed out on the couch in the Quincy lobby. To add to the public spectacle, he was rudely awoken by Quincy Resident Dean, Prudence J. Lapman, who asked for his Harvard ID to make sure he wasn’t “just some homeless guy”...

... Tommy’s Pizza miffed a number of its regulars when it closed early on Saturday night, forcing many to revert to Tommy’s Value for their late-night snacks. One determined gal, Clarissa T. Hannah ’07, tried to simulate the original with a frozen pizza and lasagna. At 3 a.m., she was seen chowing down in the dining hall, having carefully nuked her snack in a pre-WW2 HUDS microwave...

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