Dear Secular Snowperson...

In the spirit of the season, we believe that now is the perfect time to reflect on the state of life at Harvard and to take note of what can be done better. At Harvard, many of us ultimately aim to change the world. In our quests for greatness, however, we tend to overlook the little things that, while perhaps not the banes of civilization, still sort of suck. We believe that these small and humble requests will profoundly alter life in Cambridge, and provide a foundation upon which a Harvard revolution can stand strong. Or, they’ll just be 10 fewer things to complain about. In either case, without further ado, we present our annual Christmahanakwanzakah Wish List.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

With these 10 tiny tweaks, Harvard could give Disney World a run for its money in the "Happiest Place on Earth" competition. Or maybe it would just be a bit less stinky and dangerous in some places, and a lot more yummy in others. And that’s good enough for us. So Santa, baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.